| If you were Michael Irvin, and you were caught with a marijuana pipe in your car, what would YOU have told the cops? | | | | | It's not mine, it belongs to my friend… Miguel Tejada. |  12.5% | | I'm a COKEhead, not a POThead, remember? | | 26.8% | | It's for my favorite hooker… she’s got glaucoma. | | 26.8% | | Officer, if this pipe played quarterback for the Eagles, they’d be undefeated. | | 19.6% | | But I thought it was an ORANGE bowl. | | 14.3% |
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