| If you were Michael Irvin, and you were caught with a marijuana pipe in your car, what would YOU have told the cops? | | | | | It's not mine, it belongs to my friend… Miguel Tejada. |  13.3% | | I'm a COKEhead, not a POThead, remember? | | 30% | | It's for my favorite hooker… she’s got glaucoma. | | 25% | | Officer, if this pipe played quarterback for the Eagles, they’d be undefeated. | | 18.3% | | But I thought it was an ORANGE bowl. | | 13.3% |
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